I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
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