just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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