They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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