She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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