not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
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