Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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