you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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