STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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