At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
Pooping to opera.
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