well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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