Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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