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my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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