yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
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