once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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