my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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