Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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