Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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