i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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