you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
either way he was missing a nipple.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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