Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
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