real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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