so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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