I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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