Whoa Z and x make the same sound
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
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