Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
i don't like sucking hair
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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