I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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