Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
We have started to decorate penises.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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