david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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