Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
My vagina is officially offended.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
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