there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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