Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
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