Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
