I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
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