girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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