I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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