so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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