wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
Randomize
