I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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