i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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