I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Randomize
