He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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