So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
Randomize
