I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
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