You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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