we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
She needs sedatives and a leash
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
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