We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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