WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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