i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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