Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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