There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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