Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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